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Run No: 1675
Hare: Dude
Where: Matthews Rd
When: 08 October 2007
Down in the dark near Downside the pack started to assemble. A
small pack at first but then Gomer arrived with a car full, ensuring
that a good complement were ready to run/walk.
Off we went and straight over a fence. Hooka, Christine and I
decided to take a short cut and caught up with trail along the fence
well before the rest of the pack caught up. Hooka took it upon
herself the act as trail breaker, trying to make the passage as safe
as possible for the pack that followed. Unfortunately this did not
stop Fuzz from getting caught up in the wire. New runner Alex tried
hard to keep up with the pack but a low hanging branch whipped of
his glasses and he was soon left behind.
The cheaterer walkers found On Home early and started back
across the paddock but were soon overtaken by some eager runners.
Alex after somehow finding his glasses managed to see our torch
lights and decided he’d had enough and joined us.
Back at the circle the newcomers all got to down down. DHOTW
went to Library "again" for getting dressed in the dark and not
realising his shirt was on back the front.
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